RobertSchapiro.net

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Highlights

• First Quarter 2007

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Stories

• 2004 A Year of Change: Story with Video
• 2005 A Year of Excitement: Story with Video
• 2006 A Year of Relaxation: Story with Video
• 2007 A Year to Forget: Story with Video
• 21st Birthday Party: Story with Photos
• 22nd Birthday Party: Story with Photo Slide Show
• Airplane Crash: Story with Photo
• Al and Jean's House (12/04/2005): Story with Photo Slide Show
• Alas, Victory is Mine: Story
• Alison and Rob's Excellent Adventure: Story with Photos and Video
• Another Drunken Night at Rob's (10/01/2005): Story
• Atlanta Trip (05/11/2006): Story with Photos
• Asya's Birthday Party (05/05/2005): Story with Photos
• Be All I Can Be?: Story
• Beach Trip (07/23/2004): Story with Photos
• Beach Trip (08/06/2004): Story with Video Footage
• Beach Trip (06/10/2005): Story with Photo Slide Show
• Beach Trip (06/24/2005): Story with Photo Slide Show
• Beach Trip (07/14/2005): Story with Photo Slide Show
• Beach Trip (12/26/2005): Story with Photo Slide Show
• Beach Trip (07/07/2006): Story with Photo Slide Show
• Beach Trip (07/21/2006): Story with Photo Slide Show
• Beach Trip (08/06/2006): Story with Photo Slide Show
• Beach Trip (08/18/2006): Story with Photo Slide Show
• Beach Trip (11/17/2006): Story with Photo Slide Show
• Beach Trip (2007/06/08): Story with Photos
• Beach Trip (2007/08/10): Story with Photo Slide Show and Video
• Beach Trip (2007/09/08): Story with Photos
• Best Quotes: Story
• Bethany Beach (07/08/2005): Story with Photos
• Big Bear Trip 2007: Story with Photo Slide Show
• Black Cloud Burns Again: Story with Video Footage
• Brandeis Trip (11/19/2004): Story with Video Footage
• Brandeis Trip (04/06/2006): Story with Photo Slide Show
• Brandeis Trip (2007/03/07): Story with Photos
• Bryna is the Best (09/15/2005): Story
• Burning Sunday: Story with Photos
• BWI Mass Casualty Drill (04/23/2005): Story with Photos
• Camping Trip (08/21/2004): Story with Photos
• Camping Trip (08/19/2005): Story
• Camping Trip (07/30/2006): Story with Photos
• Captain Merson Bails Out A-66: Story with Photos
• Car Fire (07/17/2004): Story with Video Footage
• Carlissa's Wedding: Story with Photo Slide Show
• Class Trip to New York City: Story with Photo Slide Show
• Column of Black Smoke, A: Story with Photo
• Cosmic Bowling (02/26/2006): Story with Photo Slide Show
• Counting Crows: Story
• DC Trip: Story with Photo Slide Show
• Diana's Graduation Party (05/22/2005): Story with Photo Slide Show
• Difference Between Dolphins and Humans (11/19/2005): Story with Photos
• Drunken Night At Rob's, A (08/06/2005): Story with Photos
• E-491: Video Footage
• End Of Summer Party 2006: Story with Photo Slide Show
• End Of Summer Party 2007: Story with Photo Slide Show
• Excuse Me While I Vent: Story
• Exposure Control: Story
• First Date with Erin Pomeroy (10/16/2005): Story with Photos
• First Flight (08/04/2005): Story with Photos
• First Solo Flight (03/21/2006): Story with Video
• Flight Physical (10/01/2006): Story with Photo Slide Show
• FYSH Laser Tag (12/04/2005): Story with Photo Slide Show
• Graduation Party (12/22/2005): Story with Photo Slide Show
• Hail Rob: Story with Photo
• HCFR Fire Expo 2004: Story with Photos and Video Footage
• HCFR Fire Expo 2005: Story with Photos and Video Footage
• HCFR Fire Expo 2006: Story with Photos
• Her Last Night: Story with Photos
• Hillel of Greater Baltimore Semi-Formal: Story with Photos
• Hilton Head (03/18/2005): Story with Photo Slide Show
• Hookah Bar (05/12/2005): Story with Photo Slide Show
• Hookah in the Sukkah (10/27/2005): Story with Photo Slide Show
• Hot Tub Party (02/25/2006): Story with Photos
• How do you make someone your girlfriend? (Or boyfriend?) (11/29/2005): Story with Photos
• Howard County Heat Annual Hockey Tournament - 2006: Story with Photo Slideshow
• Ice Skating (01/05/2006): Story with Photo Slide Show
• Iraq Prisoner Scandal: Story with Video Footage
• Israel Trip (Summer 2006): Story with Photos (see story for additional features)
• Israel Trip (Winter 2007): Story with Photos
• Israel Trip (Summer 2007): Story with Photos and Video Footage
• Israel Trip (Winter 2008): Story with Photos and Video Footage
• JDS Proms: Photos
• Jean's Valentine's Day Card: Story with Photos
• Juliann and Nick's Wedding (08/11/2006): Story with Photo Slide Show
• Juliann's Beer Pong Party (11/28/2005): Story with Photos
• Juliann's Cocktail Party (04/09/2005): Story with Photos
• Juliann's International Dinner (08/13/2005): Story
• Juliann's Wine and Cheese Party (03/05/2005): Story with Photos
• Julie and Rob 1, God 0: Story with Audio Footage
• Just Wrong: Story with Image
• Kathleen's Birthday Party (05/13/2005): Story with Photo Slide Show
• Knight In Shining Armour (11/30/2005): Story with Photo
• Kristin's Heaven and Hell Party (06/18/2005): Story with Photo Slide Show
• Kristin's Holiday Party (12/16/2005): Story with Photo Slide Show
• L'Chaim At Lucille's: Story
• Liberty Week 2006: Story with Photos
• Mara's Birthday Party (11/04/2006): Story with Photos
• Mara's Senior Prom: Story with Photos
• Mark and Holly's Wedding (11/10/2006): Story with Photos
• Maroon 5 Concert (04/15/2005): Story with Photos
• Memorable Lyrics (09/27/2005): Story
• Michael's 21 Birthday Party (08/13/2005): Story with Photo Slide Show
• Min's Halloween Party (10/28/2006: Story with Photo
• Min's House Warming Party (10/14/2005): Story with Photos
• Miracle of Life, The (2007/04/09): Story
• MD State Police Ride-Along (08/09/2005): Story with Photo Slide Show
• Motel 6: Photo
• My First Time: Story with Video Footage
• The Never-Ending Road Trip: Story with Photos
• New Years 2006 (12/31/2005): Story with Photo Slide Show
• New York City Flight: Story with Photo Slide Show and Video
• Oriole's Game (08/18/2004): Story with Photo
• Paid Guys, Go Home!: Story with Photo
• Philadelphia Trip (10/29/2005): Story with Photos
• Porcupine Festival 2007: Story with Photo Slide Show
• Purim Party 2006: Story with Photo Slide Show and Video
• Purim Party 2007: Story with Photo
• Road Trip To Goucher (11/19/2005): Story with Photos
• Santa Detail 2005 (12/17/2005 - 12/25/2005): Story with Photos
• Sarah's MLK Day Party (01/16/2005): Story
• Saturday Night at Kristin's (11/05/2005): Story with Photos
• Schapiro and Welch's Excellent Adventure (10/05/2005): Story with Photos
• Schapiro House On Fire: Story with Photo
• Second Date with Erin Pomeroy (11/25/2005): Story with Photos
• Sexiest Job: Story
• Shabbos In Pikesville (11/19/2005): Story
• Shooting with Rella (11/10/2005): Story with Photos
• Shooting with Rella (02/02/2006): Story with Photos
• Showtime at Howl At The Moon (02/16/2006): Story with Photos Slide Show
• Ski Trip (2005/01/28): Story with Photos
• Ski Trip (2005/03/23): Story with Photos
• Someone Caught Fire and His Name is Robert Schapiro: Story with Photo
• Stephanie's Party (09/24/2005): Story with Photo Slide Show
• Sunday In The Country 2005 (08/07/2005): Story with Photo Slide Show
• Sunday In The Country 2006 (07/16/2006): Story with Photos
• SVFC Fully Staffed (07/23/2004): Photos
• SVFC Open House: (11/07/2006: Story with Photos
• UMBC Political Football Game: Story with Photos
• Vehicle Rollover in My Backyard (05/08/2005): Story with Photos
• Very Bad Day, A: Story
• Weekend with Holly and Mark (03/18/2006): Story with Photos
• Why I Don't Have Health Insurance (10/24/2006): Story
• You Know You're A Volunteer When: Story
• You're Going To Stick WHAT Up My Ass?: Story
• ZAI Christmas Party 2004: Story with Photos
• ZAI Christmas Party 2005: Story with Photo
• ZAI Christmas Party 2006: Story with Photo Slide Show