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Name: | Robert Schapiro |
| Birthday: | April 02, 1984 | |
| Status: | Self | |
| Occupation: | Student, Server, Hostess | |
| Interests: | To many | |
| Screen Name: | RMSchapiro (AIM) | |
| College Major: | Computer Science | |
| Marital Status: | Single |
I am not for sale :)My nickname is Candyland..mmmmm
Written By: Candice
Written: 2005-07-05 13:32:36
Webmaster Response: I think this contestant suffers from what I like to call, wimman stupidus, Latin for Stupid Woman. She was obviously confused by the blatantly simple contest to write ME a bio, and not herself. She did, however, manage to pick a photo of me in the contest, which really has me confused. Did she think this was a photo of herself? Perhaps a lesson in reading directions would behoove her.
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Name: | Robert Schapiro |
| Birthday: | April 02, 1984 | |
| Status: | Self | |
| Occupation: | Computer guy | |
| Interests: | Firetrucks, using military time, veggie burgers | |
| Screen Name: | RMSchapiro (AIM) | |
| College Major: | Computer Science | |
| Marital Status: | Single |
Robert Schapiro is nutty. And I don't mean this in a bad way. I have never known someone to do SO many things all the time! He is always busy, whether volunteering at the fire house or working on an "am-blance," going to clients houses, doing work or studying for school, or seeing friends. But even with all he has to do, and even though I can't see him much since I go to school so far away, he still makes time to talk to me and help me work out any problems I have, big or small. He still makes me feel special even though I don't get to see him nearly as much as he sees his other friends. Robert is someone who cares a lot about all his friends and that is a really great and important quality. He can be pretty quirky, eating his millions of veggie burgers (I hope you go to Costo Robert!) or going to kosher restaurants where he can get meat but he still gets tofu...but that just makes him unique :) (ok yes, i do wonder sometimes about that but still....unique...lol)For some reason, I noticed that when I started college, he had suddenly gotten a lot funnier too... :P Robert has been a really great friend of mine for 7 years now and I am just really happy that he is my friend and I hope that never changes.
Written By: Melissa Lurie
Written: 2005-07-05 17:52:11
Webmaster Response: This is the second bio that uses the term "amblance". Maybe I should take it as constructive criticism and stop talking like a redneck hick from "Balmer Meraland". Again with the veggie burgers! Are we noticing a common theme here?...Mmm…veggie burgers. Has it really been 7 years already? Now that I think about it, this contestant has probably known me longer than anyone else I still keep in touch with.
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Name: | Robert Schapiro |
| Birthday: | April 02, 1984 | |
| Status: | Self | |
| Occupation: | Student and Fire Fighter and all around friend | |
| Interests: | women, women, women, michael g ;), friends, comput | |
| Screen Name: | RMSchapiro (AIM) | |
| College Major: | Computer Science | |
| Marital Status: | Single |
Rob, what can I say about Rob? That is if I could ever spell right... I met Rob years ago at a USY sponsored dance called the Turkey Dance, because its proximity to the holiday. Rob and I have not always been the closest of friends, but I know the now if i ever were to need someone for any reason he woudl be there for support. Intersting story about how I got to know Rob better... After I first met him, several of my friends myself included had crushes on him, why nothing really ever happened w/ any of us I do not know. Anyways, by hanging out with Rob and my other JDS friends I got to know Rob better, I even had the pleasure of going to his Senior Prom with him. It was a night to remember from dinner at Maggiono's to my parents dredded and never forgotten interrogation (esp about what Rob's dad does) btw, what does your dad do again??? After dinner and picture time, Rob being the first person to legally (via parental permission) to drive me, and him just learning how to drive stick, the Prom and all other festivites including hte after prom and the after after prom at Rob's was a good time had by all.. I can't think of anytime I've spent with Rob that I didn't have a great time, if anyone knows how to be a great person, friend, and whatever else Rob is to us all, it would be that he is one of the nicest people I know. What suprises me is how little we all hang out together, especially because we all only live about 30 min apart max time!! And how do we figure this? We have recently started making up for it by going to Rob's grandparents Atlantic City Beach house, after the car rides there and back we've made up for time not spent together (j/k its always a pleasure) Rob what else can I say, you are a terriffic guy and I've had alot of fun writing this, not as much as you'll enjoy reading it.. but remember that I SPEAK FOR THE TREES, and trees don't ever lie.. (even though I've been known to from time to time).. For those of you still reading, Rob is an awesome person, and if you all know what friendship is, you'll look at what he does for all of us and mavel, who else would do this (write rediculously long bios for so many of his friends..)
Written By: Ashley German
Written: 2005-07-07 12:31:42
Webmaster Response: I like the occupation "friend". I wonder if I could get paid for that. I'll start sending out bills to all my friends for my time. I also like the interests, "Women, women, women"…it's kind of like three women at once…hot. I like how this contestant mentioned that "Turkey Dance" was titled such because of it's proximity to the holiday. They should start doing Turkey Dances around Memorial Day and see if it raises any eyebrows. Wow…I didn't know several of your friends had crushes on me! Damn, if only I had known, high school may not have felt just so lonely. The part I love most about this entry is that it says, "he is one of the nicest people I know". For those of you who know me, you know that more than anything I strive to be a "nice guy"…even though it is a well known fact that "nice guys finish last". I like this bio, even though it IS "ridiculously long". As for the top three people, you're getting close - I kind of which Michael and Holly knew as much about me. Your choice of photos kind of makes me look like a fag.
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Name: | Robert Schapiro |
| Birthday: | April 02, 1984 | |
| Status: | Self | |
| Occupation: | Student | |
| Interests: | Laughing, gym, giving and getting massages | |
| Screen Name: | RMSchapiro (AIM) | |
| College Major: | Computer Science | |
| Marital Status: | Single |
Rob is anything but stereotypical. A firefighter who likes to listen and sing to country music, you can find Rob either at the gym, at the firehouse, at Starbucks, singing, or in his natural habitat, your bed. His most advanced sense is his sense of touch, so watch out girls…and boys. Rob is great for laughing with and as a cuddle-buddy. Interested? Lure him in with a massage, Morningstar burger, Family Guy dvd, or just a warm smile.
Written By: Yael
Written: 2005-07-12 18:25:26
Webmaster Response: While I DO like getting massages, giving isn't really my favorite thing to do. A firefighter who likes country music - that's rather stereotypical. Now I firefighter to is monogamous, that's rather NON-stereotypical. I love how my natural habitat is "your bed". As if I actually make my into your bed from all the way over on the couch. ;-) As for my most "advanced sense"…that kind of makes me seem like a sexual pervert or something, well done. As for men…well I can't keep myself away. It really is amazing how many have lured me in with massages, Morningstar burgers, Family Guy, and warm smiles. So, you like the photo with the washboard abs, huh?
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Name: | Robert Schapiro |
| Birthday: | April 02, 1984 | |
| Status: | Self | |
| Occupation: | Sex Symbol (In my eyes) | |
| Interests: | Women, Fire, Friends, and Stuff | |
| Screen Name: | RMSchapiro (AIM) | |
| College Major: | Computer Science | |
| Marital Status: | Single |
What can't you say about Rob is the question? I have only had the pleasure of knownin and haninging out with Rob for short periods of time. I already know that I want his hot body and can't stop thinkin of him. With that aside the question is what can we say about Rob that hasn't been said? Well for one, Rob can't be too modest, but he is a pimp. He is the only man I know that can go from dating older age to about the same to R. Kelly age. He is a pyromaniac which can lead to some funny ass stories. He is also again a sex symbol in my heart. All joking aside, for the short period of time that I have known Rob and had the pleasure of being in his presence I have much respect for the man. He is willing to help people with problems, computer networking at least. He is always able to joke around with me, which speaks very highly of him since I am a big jokester. He is also a firefighter, I mean what else can you say about that. A good friend are the words that can describe Rob and one that you are not likely to find. Ladies he is a rare catch so enjoy him while he is available..........or I might just get him first. P.S. Stay away from the R.Kelly girls man, that is too damn scarry.
Written By: Richard Snyder
Written: 2005-07-21 16:26:07
Webmaster Response: I don't know how old R. Kelly is, but I think he still might be older than me. I love how this is the second bio that tries to pimp me out. Ohh…the R. Kelly girls…I get it now…you think I'm a pedophile. Well…in the state of Maryland, the age of consent in 16 (trust me, I checked). ;-) You only chose this photo because you like to see me with my shirt off.
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Name: | Robert Schapiro |
| Birthday: | April 02, 1984 | |
| Status: | Self | |
| Occupation: | Computer Nerd by day, Fire Fighter/EMT by night | |
| Interests: | eating; being OCD; investing; books on tape | |
| Screen Name: | RMSchapiro (AIM) | |
| College Major: | Computer Science | |
| Marital Status: | Single |
Robert M. Shapiro is the type of guy that guilt trips his friends into writing him a bio for his ego-boosting website... regardless of how biased this bio may be, Robert is a pretty quirky person. Like most college guys, Mr. Shapiro has countless episodes of family guy and porn downloaded onto his computer. However; unlike most guys, he’s always honest and genuine. Rob is so honest that he'll tell the girl he likes that her new shirt makes her look pregnant. In addition to his genuine honesty, Robert is reliably predictable. For instance, one can easily predict that Rob will eat four veggie burgers, three sugar-free/ brick-like protein bars, and 12 cups of water in a given day. And if he's in Atlantic City, he'll consume 3 pints of (sugar-added!) water ice per day. After all, Rob is constantly watching his manly figure. You can also expect Rob’s OCD-o-meter to go off if someone accidentally leaves a chocolate wrapper on the couch, which often follows with Rob accusing the littered of being a messy slob. Who could ask for more in a guy… Rob has a bright future ahead of him. Being a libertarian and strong supporter of capitalism, he's obviously going to be very successful. Well, that is only if he will stop wasting time voluntarily saving people. This desire to help others is definitely Robert's weakest point. Don’t count on safely riding in his car if there are already three passengers, because his precious fire hydrant always takes seat-belt priority. Mr. Shapiro resides in his parents’ basement in Columbia, Maryland, and expects to graduate UMBC in December 2005. He then plans to waste… I mean complete a year and a half of paramedic coursework.
Written By: Guess.
Written: 2005-07-26 22:11:44
Webmaster Response: I do love being OCD. Is this really an ego-boosting website? I mean, doesn't everyone have blogs, it just so happens that mine looks better than everyone else's. Besides, it's not the website that boosts my ego, it's spending quality time with attractive women like yourself. I really should get an OCD-o-meter. How that the desire to help other people be a weak point? Shouldn't everyone pay it forward? I love how continuing my education after college is a "waste of a year and a half". I like this photo the best, it really brings out my eyes.
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Name: | Robert Schapiro |
| Birthday: | April 02, 1984 | |
| Status: | Self | |
| Occupation: | Super Dork | |
| Interests: | Everything with a K on it | |
| Screen Name: | RMSchapiro (AIM) | |
| College Major: | Computer Science | |
| Marital Status: | Single |
2 foot long veggie subs... It's all pri 3... Yes, CPR is a BLS skill... "Surely you don't want me to pay"... More smart-ass answers than a MENSA convention... Door locked? "I'm there"... Free Ham... what a delemia... Boulavard (Rt 1) of (soon to be) Broken Dreams... My own personal gator 7... And the address of Truama is... "I just like to watch", Thru the window... and lastly, a feature length film about Rob... 40 Year Old Virgin
Written By: Mark
Written: 2005-08-15 21:16:01
Webmaster Response: DaTata…SUPERDORK! Mmm…2 foot long veggies subs. It IS always priority 3, I mean, come-on…nothing bad ever happens in the Collumbubble. CPR IS a BLS skill, I mean, paramedics are only good for intubating and pushing drugs…and NOTHING ELSE. It's better to be a smart-ass than a dumb-ass. Luckily for me…I will never have to be a 40 year old virgin, I mean…it counts as sex if you do a guy in the ass, right? I don't like the choice of photo, it makes me look fat.
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Name: | Robert Schapiro |
| Birthday: | April 02, 1984 | |
| Status: | Self | |
| Occupation: | jkSBDg | |
| Interests: | kdgh | |
| Screen Name: | RMSchapiro (AIM) | |
| College Major: | Computer Science | |
| Marital Status: | Single |
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Written By: googleeblob
Written: 2005-08-27 12:07:51
Webmaster Response: Who is this idiot?
| Name: | Robert Schapiro | |
| Birthday: | April 02, 1984 | |
| Status: | Self | |
| Occupation: | Firefighter, EMT, student, mr. fix it, compsci kid with a clientele (I don't know what you actually call those...) | |
| Interests: | Computers, women, his friends, all the various forms of wheels he drives, family guy, that show with dennis leary, gym, trips to MA | |
| Screen Name: | RMSchapiro (AIM) | |
| College Major: | Computer Science | |
| Marital Status: | Single |
Rob Schapiro (aka Mr. Fix it) is one of those people that you will find combining very useful things. He will come over and fix computers that you have broken a million times becuase you're his friend and he likes his friends, and because he likes and is good at computers. He can also fix your car, depending on what's wrong with it. Look how good he is at combining his interests!! Amazing! Rob is also manages to combine eating veggie burgers and/or water ice with hanging out with his friends (who I should mention eat more than that...). He is a wonderful person that you couldn't ever ask for more from. He will tell you how long he has been friends with you and is able to tell you how he met you and (in my case) chart the course of your friendship throughout your bio on his website. For the sake of not wanting to be repetitive, I will refrain from said chart here. If he goes to the army he will be sincerely missed, but he will come back and fly me in something because esp after we saw hang gliders he knows I want to fly. Plus he will miss me :). The beach was always a major part of any friendship with Rob - how many of your friends will skip riding in a car with their girlfriend all alone (road head here they come!) in favor of driving back with just one friend (to whom road head is an EWWWW thing). Rob will. He will let you know just how much he misses you and just how special and important you are to him, even when things get rough (such as when he dates your sister). If you feed him veggie burgers and water ice, he might even keep doing it! There are a million more things I could say but for the sake of space I will refrain, as I could ramble for a good long while. And reminisce (or however you spell that).
Written By: Bryna Shindell
Written: 2005-09-15 16:08:00
Webmaster Response: This is by far the best bio I have ever seen. I wish Bryna could have submitted it before the first because I would have declared this one the winner. You will also notice that there is no photo selected. That's because she wanted to use the photo of me in the hole. Unfortunately this wasn't an option, but because this isn't a real contest entry, it doesn't really matter. (She also didn't specify which photo of me in the hole, because there are like four of them.) It's bios like this that make me want to have changed the top three people to be: Bryna Shindell, Bryna Shindell, Bryna Shindell. Words cannot express just how much Bryna means to me, and after reading this bio, I think I know that she feels the same way about me.